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Anthropomorphic and Otherwise

Anthropomorphic and Otherwise
An exploration of human traits through our animal friends
Go With the Flow
“Go with the flow,” they had said. So he hopped in his rowboat and waited for a tide. But ponds in the middle of a suburb offer little in the way of waves. He sat at the ready – alert to inspiration. Somehow, though, he couldn’t shake the sense that such a tactic may not garner the grandest results. 
Bad Ass
He felt good. He felt good because he knew he looked good. “Actually,” he thought to himself, “I look amazing.”
The look was edgy. New. It said “notice me,” while simultaneously commanding “think twice about messing with me.” He was certain his new style was soon to be all the rage.

Evolution
I recently heard a report in the news that ivory is once again a hot commodity, especially in China. This means poaching of elephants has drastically increased.
It was a pretty disheartening story, especially because I find elephants to be really amazing animals (strong, smart, wrinkled with character). But the report also got me thinking.
It is said that elephants have already begun to evolve smaller tusks due to poaching. Will this continue at a more drastic pace until the tusks are basically worthless little nubs? What kind of evolution would it take for elephants to truly defend themselves against poachers?

Number One Goal
The young moose was ready. She waited patiently, hoping that some strapping bull would be along to save her.
You see, living in this neck of the woods wasn’t always easy and at times she wondered how she and her little one would get by. Weather was unreliable; and larger, more aggressive types often left her little in the way of food. Needless to say it was a struggle.
But this! This would solve everything. She was beautiful, available and was certain she’d be great in the wife department. Convincing a well-off gentleman of it would be her number one goal.

Anthropomorphic and Otherwise
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