The Creature from the Black Lagoon is defeated by a simple pair of chopsticks

A poor siren just wants so listen to NPR in peace, but sailors keep coming by and rudely interrupting by crashing their ships 

That awkward moment when your untrimmed nails reveal your taste in literature

A nice market to be sure, but it's a terrifying best seller

When you have to cast spells for your day job, but are low-key looking for that Dior contract