Title: CAT WALK CRITIQUE 

Medium: HD Animation + Motion Graphics

Date: July 2022

SCUPLTURE 1 

Sculpture No1 is a desperate concertina type structure embedded with the epic fragility, brokenness and upperclass scale that only this type of work can deliver. Its stupidity is only surpassed by its inability to impact on any aesthetic, conceptual or philosophical scale. Its shockingly bad, in my opinion.  

SCUPLTURE 2 

The only way to read sculpture 2 is by retelling this classic anecdote from a bygone era. The leaping bird majestically assaulted its own physicality when approaching a full-length mirror. The mirror, unstable from the outset started to approach the concrete floor like the beginnings of a first kiss, that always ended badly. The resulting destruction of the mirror not the bird had been documented from a lone CCTV camera, subsequently posted by the CCTV operatives personal account, resulting in there lives shifting slightly, from one direction to the other. Sculpture 2 is partially successful. 

SCUPLTURE 3 

The less said about sculpture 3 the better. I can only state one fact about sculpture 3. Sculpture 3 remains a fugitive of the law. Sculpture 3 imitates art like a car wheel imitates a doughnut slowly being consumed by an almost extinct reptile called Lazarus.  

SCUPLTURE 4 

Sculpture 4 has a song attached to it...I will fall for the colours on your back, the colours on your back, the colours on your back, yes I will fall for you. I fell for you then you fell for me you fell for me yes you fell for me, on my knees this sculpture regained its integrity whilst alone in the library searching for prehistoric text on the origins of playmobile and other retrograde items. Good luck with the refit... 

SCUPLTURE 5 

Sculpture 5 glides through the timid atmosphere as if skipping unknowingly towards a silent place. This sculpture succumbs to the catwalk and embraces every nook and cranny of every glossy surface. Pelt me with fruit, pelt me with veg, let me be your focus of pain, anger and envy, until there is no more. Sculpture 5 is an overgrown Yetti of a beast that just won't stop!